• Girl at the rock show: what
  • Mark Hoppus: i don't know

(Source: versaceslut, via cartel)

best-of-memes:

Stephen fry ladies and gentlemen

(via teawithaview)

blameaspartame:

"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood …"

blameaspartame:

"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood …"

(via ohohsugarspellitoutlike)

lustmeadow:

ikoi:

i dont understand why people like sleeping so much

its a free trial of death

(via mackorena)

piercelopez:

there are two types of crushes:

1. a casual crush, you look at them and you’re like “wow you’re pretty cute i’d like to get to know you better”

2. absolutely, undeniably head over heels oh my god are you fucking kidding me you are perfect wow i’m literally going to rethink every conversation we’ve ever had for the next 9 hours of my life please love me

there is no in between

(via mackorena)

“I really wanted you and Rachael to get together. But maybe it wasn’t meant to be. Maybe one day, you’ll find a finer bitch, with a nicer pair of titties.”

Thurston, Beaver Falls.  (via marsreject)
iamgreenbean:

Why, hello there. 
I’m rather enjoying having you on my television screen again.

iamgreenbean:

Why, hello there. 

I’m rather enjoying having you on my television screen again.